Foarte trist ce mai cauta lumea pe net in zilele astea…

Din pacate numarul manelistilor ce folosesc internet creste. exemple concrete :

11.04.2008  trilulilu manele     1  (damn, inca odata intra la mine pe blog. WHYYY?)

10.04.2008 www.youtube.de manele 1   (huh?)

05.04.2008 trilulilu manele 1

01.04.2008 download guta am gresit si eu dar ai gresit si tu 1 (is this a joke? a practical april’s fool?)

Lasand manelistii deoparte, trecem la un mix de categorii.

04.04.2008 vreau sa vad un film pe net 1 (felicitarile mele sincere)

01.04.2008 stilul punk 1 (te-ai saturat de manele si vrei sa treci la punk, dar nu stii cu ce se mananca, just?)

16.04.2008 poze hrusca 1 (ignorand faptul ca google are o categorie “imagini”, cine isi poate dori sa downloadeze poze cu hrusca?)

Cine oare v-a pus tastatura in mana?

Am dat de curand pe net peste glumele celebre despre Chuck Norris. Sunt cele mai tari glume ce le-am auzit in ultima vreme.

exemple :

Chuck Norris kicked Neo out of Zion , now Neo is “The Two”

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down

(Super tare) : Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

Chuck Norris also played the Black guy in Walker Texas Ranger.

Chuck Norris diabolically invented Vin Diesel in an effort to help win WWII.

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

Chuck Noris isn’t hung like a horse a horse is hung like him..

When Chuck Noris jumps in a pool he dosen’t get wet water gets Chuck Noris.

God wanted to create the world in 10 days… Chuck Norris gave him 6.

Mai multe Aici .

Astazi la faculta am dat de un act de magie impresionant ( cum facem o sapca sa dispara) :

In timpul cursului de economie, s-a hotarat si Nicolas sa isi testeze camera… cam asta a iesit (in ordinea numerelor de pe tricou : eu, nicolas si john)